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Sample Roasts Collection

Experience the full power of our AI across three devastating intensity levels. From gentle ribbing to absolute nuclear devastation - see what Insult King can unleash when you need the perfect comeback.

Tame Mode Roasts

Friendly banter and gentle ribbing that keeps things lighthearted while still delivering solid burns.

Tame
"I'd explain it to you, but I don't have the time or the crayons."
Intelligence Burn
Tame
"You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking."
Thinking Skills
Tame
"I'm not saying you're boring, but you make watching paint dry seem like an adventure."
Personality
Tame
"You have the perfect face for radio... and the perfect voice for silent movies."
Appearance & Voice
Tame
"If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."
Intelligence
Tame
"You're like a Monday morning - nobody's excited to see you."
Social Skills
Tame
"I've seen more life in a retirement home bingo game than in your personality."
Energy Level
Tame
"You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy."
Achievement
Tame
"If you were a spice, you'd be flour."
Personality
Tame
"You're like a broken pencil - completely pointless."
Usefulness
Tame
"Your fashion sense is so last season... from 1999."
Fashion
Tame
"You have the energy of a sloth on sedatives."
Energy
Tame
"Your cooking is so bad, Gordon Ramsay would quit swearing and just cry."
Cooking Skills
Tame
"You're like a cloud - when you disappear, it's a beautiful day."
Presence
Tame
"If laziness was an Olympic sport, you'd come fourth - too lazy to get bronze."
Work Ethic
Tame
"Your WiFi connection has more personality than you do."
Personality
Tame
"You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to people's lives when they don't know what you're about."
Confusion
Tame
"Your dance moves look like you're having an argument with a bee."
Dancing
Tame
"You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles."
Basic Skills
Tame
"Your jokes are like a broken elevator - they don't work on any level."
Humor
Tame
"You're like a software update - nobody wants you, but you show up anyway."
Unwanted
Tame
"Your selfie game is so weak, even your phone's camera rolls its eyes."
Photography
Tame
"You're like a parking meter - everyone hopes you'll expire soon."
Expiration
Tame
"Your singing voice could make Auto-Tune give up and find a new career."
Singing

Savage Mode Roasts

Bold, witty, and significantly sharper burns that leave a mark but keep things clever.

Savage
"Your personality has all the depth of a puddle in a drought."
Personality Depth
Savage
"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."
Genetics
Savage
"If stupidity was a sport, you'd be a world champion with multiple gold medals."
Intelligence
Savage
"You're living proof that evolution can go in reverse."
Evolution
Savage
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
Existence
Savage
"You're like a software update - nobody wants you, but you keep showing up anyway."
Unwanted Presence
Savage
"If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich."
Family Tree
Savage
"You're the type of person who would get lost in their own thoughts and never find their way back."
Mental Capacity
Savage
"Your face could scare a hungry dog off a meat truck."
Appearance
Savage
"You're the human equivalent of a speed bump - everyone has to slow down to deal with you."
Inconvenience
Savage
"Your IQ and your age are in a race to see which can stay lower."
Intelligence
Savage
"You're the reason aliens won't talk to us."
First Contact
Savage
"If you were a website, you'd be a 404 error - not found and nobody's looking."
Digital Existence
Savage
"Your family tree is a wreath - it goes in circles."
Genealogy
Savage
"You're like a candle in the wind - dim, barely functioning, and about to be snuffed out."
Life Force
Savage
"Your brain is like an internet browser - 19 tabs open, 3 frozen, and you don't know where the music is coming from."
Mental State
Savage
"You're the human version of Comic Sans - nobody takes you seriously."
Credibility
Savage
"If you were any more dense, light would bend around you."
Density
Savage
"You're like a Nokia 3310 - outdated, basic, and somehow still around."
Obsolescence
Savage
"Your personality is like a flat tire - it gets you nowhere and everyone avoids you."
Social Impact
Savage
"You're the human equivalent of a terms and conditions page - everyone scrolls past you."
Relevance
Savage
"If disappointment was an Olympic event, your parents would have gold medals."
Parental Pride
Savage
"You're like airplane food - nobody actually wants you, but sometimes there's no choice."
Desirability
Savage
"You're like a bad tattoo - a permanent mistake that everyone regrets."
Life Choices

NUKE Mode Roasts

Maximum intensity devastation - brutal but still App Store compliant. These are weapons-grade burns.

NUKE
"You're the reason your bloodline should end with you - consider it a public service."
Bloodline Termination
NUKE
"You're the human embodiment of a failed abortion - somehow you survived, but nobody's happy about it."
Existence Failure
NUKE
"Your DNA is a typo that spell-check gave up on."
Genetic Disaster
NUKE
"You're living proof that God has a sense of humor and Satan has standards."
Divine Comedy
NUKE
"If your life was a movie, it would be a tragedy that critics would call 'unnecessarily depressing'."
Life Story
NUKE
"You're the reason therapists need therapy and alcohol has warning labels."
Mental Health Hazard
NUKE
"Your personality is so toxic, the EPA classified you as a Superfund site."
Toxicity Level
NUKE
"You're what happens when the gene pool doesn't have a lifeguard and everyone drowns."
Genetic Catastrophe
NUKE
"Your mere existence is proof that humanity peaked too early and it's all downhill from here."
Species Decline
NUKE
"If failure had a hall of fame, you'd be the entire building."
Achievement Status
NUKE
"You're the human equivalent of stepping on a LEGO - unexpected, painful, and everyone wishes you weren't there."
Pain Incarnate
NUKE
"Your IQ is so low, scientists had to invent negative numbers just to measure it."
Intelligence Void
NUKE
"You're the reason aliens look at Earth and keep driving."
Cosmic Repellent
NUKE
"If you were the last person on Earth, humanity would choose extinction."
Species Ending
NUKE
"Your face is the strongest argument for keeping the lights off during intimacy."
Visual Assault
NUKE
"If there was a competition for being a disappointment, you'd come in second place because you'd disappoint everyone by not even winning at that."
Ultimate Disappointment
NUKE
"Your existence is the strongest argument for retroactive birth control."
Existence Regret
NUKE
"You're what happens when natural selection takes a sick day."
Natural Selection Failure
NUKE
"If stupidity burned calories, you'd be the fittest person on Earth."
Stupidity Levels
NUKE
"Your face is the reason bags were invented, and even they refused the job."
Appearance Devastation
NUKE
"You're like a broken condom - the result of a failed protection method and a source of lifelong regret."
Failed Protection
NUKE
"If brains were gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose without external assistance."
Mental Capacity
NUKE
"You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy given to a last-place finisher in a one-person race."
Ultimate Failure
NUKE
"Your gene pool needs more chlorine, a shock treatment, and possibly to be drained entirely."
Genetic Cleansing

👩 Mom Jokes - Maternal Destruction

Your mom's about to catch these savage burns. No mother is safe from our AI's devastating maternal roasts.

MOM JOKES
"Your mom's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops."
Economic Impact
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's credit score is lower than her standards, which explains how you happened."
Life Choices
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's so disappointing, even her shadow leaves when the lights go out."
Abandonment
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's OnlyFans page is free and she still owes people refunds."
Career Failure
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's cooking is so bad, Gordon Ramsay sends her sympathy cards."
Culinary Disaster
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves."
Appearance
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's the reason your dad invented the milk excuse - still waiting for that return."
Family Dynamics
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals."
Age
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund."
Intelligence
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's parenting skills are like her credit - non-existent and concerning to authorities."
Parenting
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's so classless, she makes trailer parks look like Beverly Hills."
Social Status
MOM JOKES
"Your mom's love life is like her cooking - everyone's had it and nobody wants seconds."
Romance

👨 Dad Jokes - Paternal Devastation

These aren't your typical dad jokes - these are savage burns about disappointment, abandonment, and failed father figures.

DAD JOKES
"Your dad went to get milk 15 years ago. The store's 5 minutes away. Do the math."
Abandonment
DAD JOKES
"Your father looks at you the way people look at gas prices - with disgust and regret."
Disappointment
DAD JOKES
"Your dad's so ashamed, he tells people you're adopted... hopefully."
Shame
DAD JOKES
"Your father's biggest achievement was the pull-out game... oh wait, you're here."
Failed Prevention
DAD JOKES
"Your dad's parenting style is like his presence - non-existent."
Absence
DAD JOKES
"Your dad's so disappointed, he keeps your baby photos face-down."
Regret
DAD JOKES
"Your father figure is a question mark - literally, everyone questions where he is."
Mystery
DAD JOKES
"Your dad's love is like his child support - theoretical and never arriving."
Support
DAD JOKES
"Your dad went out for cigarettes and came back as a cautionary tale."
Life Lessons
DAD JOKES
"Your father's proudest moment was before you were born - it's been downhill since."
Timeline
DAD JOKES
"Your dad's so absent, even your birth certificate has a question mark."
Documentation
DAD JOKES
"Your father's guidance is like his presence - something you've only heard about."
Mentorship

🍔 Fat Jokes - Heavyweight Roasts

Supersized burns about weight, eating habits, and gravitational pull. These roasts come with extra calories.

FAT JOKES
"You're so fat, Google Maps has to zoom out to display you."
Navigation Issues
FAT JOKES
"Your blood type is Nutella positive."
Medical Miracle
FAT JOKES
"When you go camping, the bears hide their food from YOU."
Wildlife Threat
FAT JOKES
"You don't have a weight problem - gravity has a you problem."
Physics Defiance
FAT JOKES
"Scales display 'One at a time, please' when you step on them."
Equipment Failure
FAT JOKES
"You're the reason elevators have weight limits and buffets have time limits."
Safety Regulations
FAT JOKES
"Your fitness app just uninstalled itself out of embarrassment."
Tech Rejection
FAT JOKES
"You're so fat, your shadow weighs 40 pounds."
Shadow Mass
FAT JOKES
"Your idea of a balanced diet is a burger in each hand."
Nutrition
FAT JOKES
"You're so fat, your car has stretch marks."
Vehicle Damage
FAT JOKES
"Your BMI is so high, it needs scientific notation."
Medical Records
FAT JOKES
"You're the reason airplane seats have armrests - containment."
Travel Issues
FAT JOKES
"Your diet plan is everyone else's apocalypse preparation."
Consumption Rate
FAT JOKES
"You're so fat, you have your own gravitational field and three moons."
Celestial Body
FAT JOKES
"Your Uber driver charges you for XL even when you're alone."
Transportation

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The Evolution of Roasting

From Shakespeare to AI: A journey through roasting history

1500s

Shakespearean Insults

"Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar"

Modern Translation: "You're the type of person who'd fail an OnlyFans account - even your own hand swipes left."

Classical Era
1920s

The Dozens

African-American verbal sparring tradition begins

If They Had Instagram: "Your mom's so desperate for followers, she DMs bots asking them to be friends."

Cultural Movement
1990s

Yo Mama Jokes Peak

MTV's "Yo Momma" brings roasting mainstream

2025 Update: "Yo mama's OnlyFans is so bad, she pays her subscribers... and they still want refunds."

Pop Culture
2003

Comedy Central Roasts

Celebrity roasts become television events

If They Roasted Influencers: "You're like a TikTok dance - everyone's doing you, nobody respects you, and you'll be forgotten in a week."

TV Era
2010

Social Media Roasting Begins

"Your Instagram is a museum of poor life choices with a gift shop full of regret."

Twitter Era: "You get ratioed in real life conversations."

Digital Age
2015

Dating App Destruction

"Your Tinder bio says 'entrepreneur' but your bank account says 'unemployed'."

Swipe Culture: "Even Bumble's algorithm feels sorry for you and stopped showing your profile out of mercy."

App Era
2020

OnlyFans & Pandemic Roasts

"Your ex started an OnlyFans and still wouldn't give you a discount code."

Lockdown Burns: "Even during quarantine, when everyone was desperate for human contact, you still got ghosted."

Content Creator Era
2023

Crypto & NFT Humiliation

"You bought NFTs at the peak - your portfolio looks like your dating history: worthless and embarrassing."

Web3 Wreckage: "Your crypto investments are like your personality - volatile, worthless, and nobody wants them."

Crypto Crash Era
2024

AI Girlfriend Epidemic

"You're so lonely, even your AI girlfriend asked for space."

ChatGPT Roast: "You asked ChatGPT for relationship advice and it responded with the Suicide Prevention Hotline."

AI Dating Era
2025

AI Roasting Revolution

"Insult King brings AI-powered roasting to everyone - because humans got tired of wasting their energy on you."

The Future: "Our AI analyzed your entire digital footprint and concluded that natural selection made a processing error."

Ultimate Burn: "You're the reason AI might actually decide humanity isn't worth saving."

AI Supremacy Era

Roast Academy

Master the art of roasting with our comprehensive guides

📚

Roasting 101: The Basics

  • Understanding timing
  • Reading your audience
  • The art of the comeback
  • Avoiding common mistakes
🎯

Advanced Targeting

  • Identifying weak points
  • Context-aware burns
  • Multi-layered roasts
  • The callback technique
🎭

Comedy Theory

  • Rule of threes
  • Misdirection & surprise
  • Wordplay mastery
  • Cultural references
⚖️

Ethical Roasting

  • Know the boundaries
  • Punch up, not down
  • Reading the room
  • Recovery techniques