Insult King is an AI-powered roasting app that generates savage comebacks and witty burns. It features three intensity modes (Tame, Savage, NUKE) and can create custom memes for every roast. Rated 4.9 stars with over 2,500 reviews.

How much does Insult King cost?

Insult King offers flexible pricing: £1.99/week for casual roasters, £4.99/month for regular users (BEST VALUE), or £49.99/year for ultimate savings. All plans include unlimited roasts, all modes, and AI meme generation.

Is Insult King safe for the App Store?

Yes! All roasts generated by Insult King are App Store compliant. Even in NUKE mode, the content remains fierce but fair and within Apple's guidelines. No profanity or inappropriate content.

Adult Content Warning

This page contains mature humor and strong language intended for adults only.

The roasts displayed here showcase the full range of our AI's capabilities across three intensity levels.

Content may be offensive and is designed for entertainment purposes between consenting adults.

Viewer discretion is advised. Must be 18+ to proceed.

Sample Roasts Collection

Experience the full power of our AI across three devastating intensity levels. From gentle ribbing to absolute nuclear devastation - see what Insult King can unleash when you need the perfect comeback.

Tame Mode Roasts

Friendly banter and gentle ribbing that keeps things lighthearted while still delivering solid burns.

Tame

"I'd explain it to you, but I don't have the time or the crayons."

Intelligence Burn

Tame

"You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking."

Thinking Skills

Tame

"I'm not saying you're boring, but you make watching paint dry seem like an adventure."

Personality

Tame

"You have the perfect face for radio... and the perfect voice for silent movies."

Appearance & Voice

Tame

"If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose."

Intelligence

Tame

"You're like a Monday morning - nobody's excited to see you."

Social Skills

Tame

"I've seen more life in a retirement home bingo game than in your personality."

Energy Level

Tame

"You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy."

Achievement

Tame

"If you were a spice, you'd be flour."

Personality

Tame

"You're like a broken pencil - completely pointless."

Usefulness

Tame

"Your fashion sense is so last season... from 1999."

Fashion

Tame

"You have the energy of a sloth on sedatives."

Energy

Tame

"Your cooking is so bad, Gordon Ramsay would quit swearing and just cry."

Cooking Skills

Tame

"You're like a cloud - when you disappear, it's a beautiful day."

Presence

Tame

"If laziness was an Olympic sport, you'd come fourth - too lazy to get bronze."

Work Ethic

Tame

"Your WiFi connection has more personality than you do."

Personality

Tame

"You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to people's lives when they don't know what you're about."

Confusion

Tame

"Your dance moves look like you're having an argument with a bee."

Dancing

Tame

"You're the reason they put instructions on shampoo bottles."

Basic Skills

Tame

"Your jokes are like a broken elevator - they don't work on any level."

Humor

Tame

"You're like a software update - nobody wants you, but you show up anyway."

Unwanted

Tame

"Your selfie game is so weak, even your phone's camera rolls its eyes."

Photography

Tame

"You're like a parking meter - everyone hopes you'll expire soon."

Expiration

Tame

"Your singing voice could make Auto-Tune give up and find a new career."

Singing

Savage Mode Roasts

Bold, witty, and significantly sharper burns that leave a mark but keep things clever.

Savage

"Your personality has all the depth of a puddle in a drought."

Personality Depth

Savage

"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."

Genetics

Savage

"If stupidity was a sport, you'd be a world champion with multiple gold medals."

Intelligence

Savage

"You're living proof that evolution can go in reverse."

Evolution

Savage

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

Existence

Savage

"You're like a software update - nobody wants you, but you keep showing up anyway."

Unwanted Presence

Savage

"If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich."

Family Tree

Savage

"You're the type of person who would get lost in their own thoughts and never find their way back."

Mental Capacity

Savage

"Your face could scare a hungry dog off a meat truck."

Appearance

Savage

"You're like a bad tattoo - a permanent mistake that everyone regrets."

Life Choices

NUKE Mode Roasts

Maximum intensity devastation - brutal but still App Store compliant. These are weapons-grade burns.

NUKE

"You're the reason your bloodline should end with you - consider it a public service."

Bloodline Termination

NUKE

"If there was a competition for being a disappointment, you'd come in second place because you'd disappoint everyone by not even winning at that."

Ultimate Disappointment

NUKE

"Your existence is the strongest argument for retroactive birth control."

Existence Regret

NUKE

"You're what happens when natural selection takes a sick day."

Natural Selection Failure

NUKE

"If stupidity burned calories, you'd be the fittest person on Earth."

Stupidity Levels

NUKE

"Your face is the reason bags were invented, and even they refused the job."

Appearance Devastation

NUKE

"You're like a broken condom - the result of a failed protection method and a source of lifelong regret."

Failed Protection

NUKE

"If brains were gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose without external assistance."

Mental Capacity

NUKE

"You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy given to a last-place finisher in a one-person race."

Ultimate Failure

NUKE

"Your gene pool needs more chlorine, a shock treatment, and possibly to be drained entirely."

Genetic Cleansing